Sebastian Malloy

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Typewriter I had my first typewriter at five years old. I have been writing ever since. All the words on this blog are true, in one way or another. ...

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💌 Setting Fire to Our Disasters
published 16 months ago
💌 At Home At Bear (And It's All Your Fault)
published 16 months ago
💌 Rainy Day Artwork (Pretty Pictures for Staring At)
published 16 months ago
💌 If You Can’t Be Bothered To Write It, I Can’t Be Bothered To Read It
published 16 months ago
💌 Cellphones Ruin Everything #1
published 16 months ago
💌 Falling Off the Writing Wagon
published 15 months ago
💌 Something Tangible In the Middle of All This Digital Blerp
published 15 months ago
💌 Insomnia and the State of Sebastian
published 14 months ago
💌 Ivory
published 14 months ago
💌 This Post Has No Title
published 14 months ago
💌 Radio, Radio
published 12 months ago
💌 Maybe the Real Tiny New Internet Was the People We Tied Up and Locked In Our Basement Until They Became Our Friends Along the Way
published 7 months ago
💌 Dear Viola (Vengeful Snow in January)
published 7 months ago
💌 Garlic, Crucifixes, and Hotel California
published 7 months ago
💌 A Writer’s Group of One (In Which Your Narrator Attempts to Get His Shit Together)
published 7 months ago
💌 Otherplace: Viola - Our Gulag Meetup
published 7 months ago
💌 Connecting the Dots
published 7 months ago
💌 AI Destroys My Interest In Your Art
published 7 months ago
💌 Winter is Coming (No, I'm Not Talking About Game of Thrones)
published 6 months ago
💌 Frostbitten Update From Stephen King Country
published 6 months ago
💌 It's Okay Not to Watch the Video
published 6 months ago
💌 Deleting the Dead
published 6 months ago
💌 The Fuck List
published 6 months ago
💌 Alicia on the Floor (Image)
published 6 months ago
💌 Alicia on the Floor Alternate (Image)
published 6 months ago
💌 The Ubiquity of Wallflowers - Boone
published 6 months ago
💌 Barb Up Close (Image)
published 6 months ago
💌 Monkey Uber
published 6 months ago
💌 The Eternal Sweetness of a Completely Empty Map
published 6 months ago
💌 Angel Farts
published 6 months ago
💌 The Point of My Low Traffic Blog
published 5 months ago
💌 Proof of My Novel’s Life - 2/20/26
published 5 months ago
💌 Dear Viola (February 21, 2026)
published 5 months ago
💌 Evil Genius Seeks Same for Global Domination, Secret Rituals, and Tasty Snacks
published 5 months ago
💌 Signs of Enpoopification
published 5 months ago
💌 MS Office Haiku
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for Writing Haiku
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for the Dog In My Bed
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for an Endless Winter
published 5 months ago
💌 Beabot (Image)
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for Dr. Manhattan’s Hotel Cleaning Service
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for War Criminals
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for Your Mom
published 5 months ago
💌 Haiku for AI
published 5 months ago
💌 The Colbert Questionert
published 4 months ago
💌 Haiku for Murdered Chickens
published 4 months ago
💌 Haiku for Shiny Distractions
published 4 months ago
💌 Proof of Life (Sort of)
published 2 months ago
💌 Re: If You Like Someone’s Blog, You Should Probably Tell Them
published 2 months ago
💌 Nature Can Bite Me (Not Literally, Please)
published 2 months ago
💌 I Will Eat Molten Pig Iron Before I Will Use AI For Anything
published 2 months ago
💌 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is Forty Years Old…
published 2 months ago
💌 Tick Invasion
published 2 months ago
💌 A Murder Most Fowl
published 2 months ago
💌 Old Man Yells at Clouds, Part 10,001
published 2 months ago
💌 Reconnecting, Rereading, Revisiting
published 2 months ago
💌 Dear Explicating Elle…
published 2 months ago
💌 Youth Trapped in Amber
published 7 weeks ago
💌 Don’t Be the Asshole
published 7 weeks ago
💌 Hey, I Did Some Art Stuff!
published 6 weeks ago
💌 Proof of Life
published 10 days ago
💌 A Little Encouragement From Charles Bukowski
published 10 days ago
💌 Bird Stories
published 6 days ago
💌 Online Friends vs. Raising Satan In Your Basement
published 4 days ago
💌 Online Friends vs Summoning Goats In Your Basement
published 3 days ago
💌 Don’t Say the S-Word on Bear, Apparently
published 3 days ago
💌 Ten Reasons Why I Will Fail at Blaugust
published 23 hours ago
💌 I’m Not Saying We Should Punch People Wearing Smart Glasses…
published 5 hours ago